The Sun is a Slut

Okay sun, let’s get one thing straight. You can’t just go running off crying for six days and then come back, look me right in the eyes, and go “HI!” at 9:00 on a Monday morning. That’s a really classy thing to do. You think I haven’t forgotten about the fact that you haven’t called? Or that, because you weren’t around, I just ended up staying in and working all weekend? Don’t talk to me, sun, you don’t deserve it.

~ by Daniel Silverstein on October 13, 2008.